Currently, the 'human doormat' is not needed, so he's held down on the floor with the bottom of my sneaker pressed into his face--he's on "pause" while I attend to more important things (like texting). Eventually, I take a look at the sole of my converse and.. ewww! I remove my sneaker from loser's face, releasing him at the snap of my fingers to kneel at the edge of the couch. "hey loser, lick the bottom of my shoes" is all I have to command--I'm so powerful and superior to slave (and all men) that he immediately carries out my degrading order, regardless of what his female owner may have stepped in. The power difference is CLEARLY defined here: beta bitch is so inferior to his Master, that at the snap of my manicured fingers, he will mindlessly begin licking the BOTTOM of my shoes. THINK ABOUT THAT--I could literally have stepped in anything while out and about--from dirt, slime, gutter sludge, to dawg shht and he sucks it out the treads and swallows. That's how God-like I am